You Can’t Park Here
I arrive in San Diego and drive to Petco park. The traffic is terrible. I’m really late and guess that my boss is angry. I park the car, get out and start running towards the office. Suddenly a police officer appears! “Excuse me sir”, says the police officer, “ You can’t park here”. “ sorry officer”, I say, “But I’m late. Where can I park?”. “You can park in the parking lot over there”, he says.